Sunday, 25 October 2015

Ciara turns 30 today


My 30th birthday wish is to stop singing using one octave only, to stop using my chest range-speaking voice to sing, to drop this fake ass valley girl accent, to stop shading Rihanna, to stop using heaving production and bass on my singles to cover up the fact that I cannot sing and to stop, believing that just because I execute the dance moves choreographer Jamaica Craft teaches me perfectly does not mean I can call myself a great dancer, however a great imitator is more my title

Ciara and that fake ass valley girl accent.


Saturday, 24 October 2015

The Read (Ft Charlamagne) - The Curse of Ciara

Fantasy Ride collecting dust on store shelves




now, Ciara this is dancing



You know, actual DANCING, Not that "one-two step,hair sling, booty pop and repeat"

Times up Ciara girl, just GEAUX







Ciara follow the yellow brick road and take Toto with cha!


Ciara, why ruin such iconic song?





I guess when you can't get Sam Smith,
Adele, or Beyonce to sing your song...you have to settle for Ciara. The only
thing driving this song is the guitar but besides that....nah....its nothing
special.
I wonder what The Rolling Stones think
of this. Keith Richards probably isn't too impressed
The original version is awesome and
timeless Ciara’s version is trash
Ciara why ruin such iconic song the Rolling Stones do not
deserve this insult.


Why does the artwork remind me off Queen Akasha (Aaliyah)
Ciara please stop biting off Aaliyah







Who loves Ciara?


Ciara vocally slaughtered buy an 11 year old

Adele - Hello



Adele
is coming for her throne


Adele’s
album 25 is the most pre-ordered album in digital history.

Playboy Calls Tinashe







Some girls have all the luck, the beautiful Tinashe lands non-nude Playboy cover a, something flat voiced Ciara wish she could.






Tuesday, 20 October 2015

Sex sells, except for Ciara no one wants her goodies



The bottom line is that sex sells, so those on the bottom line will sell sex.
Case in point; non-singer Ciara


Ciara is not a real student of the art of singing she gets by being a visual spectacle than a legitimate singer. 


Loving You, by Shianne Phillips(Age 16)Whistle notes. (Minnie Ripperton)

Thursday, 1 October 2015

Cory Spedding - We found Love.wmv

TINASHE "2 ON" w/ SCHOOLBOY Q - JIMMY KIMMEL LIVE

                                              Move Over Ciara



Wanna know what having the ability to sing and dance
looks like, check out Tinashe.